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Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said:

"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh, my goodness, that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed.
"You mean it has a pen!s and a brain? That doesn't happen often, does it?!"