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There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get
another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up
some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would
shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though
because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't
be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon
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So the priest walks into the sanctuary and hears some strange noises coming from the choir loft. He walks upstairs, sees a wild orgy happening, and exclaims "Oh my lord, choral sex!"
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