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They were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty
years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get
by because they watched their pennies. Though not young,
they were
both in very good health, largely due to the wife's
insistence on
healthy foods and exercise for the last 2 decades.
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on
a rare vacation and their plane unfortunately crashed,
sending them off to Heaven.
They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted
them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the wardrobe.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, "Welcome to
Heaven. This will be your home now."
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to
"Why, nothing," Peter replied; "remember, this is your reward in Heaven."
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw
a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than
ever-built on Earth.
"What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.
"This is heaven," St. Peter replied. "You can play for free,
every day, any time of day that you want."
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before
them, from seafood to steaks to exotic desserts, and all kinds of free-flowing beverages.
"Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the man.
"This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol
foods, and the decaffeinated tea?" he asked.
"That's the best part," St. Peter replied. "You can eat
and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you
will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!"
The old man inquired, "No gym to work out at?"
"Not unless you want to," was the answer.
"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."
"Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself."
The old man glared at his wife and said,
"You and your bloody muesli & wholemeal bread . We could have been here twenty years
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Originally Posted by dadoo View Post
.... A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the wardrobe....
June 28, 2007

Dear All:

Seems like "Heaven" has it's fair share of "illegal aliens" as well. Wonder what type of "immigration bill" Saint Peter is coming up with:?

What can I say? I live in the nation's capital.

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