Shank - that which shall not be said out loud. Latteral is preferred.
You need less LOFT. (Lack of Fricken Talent)
Fairway - the elusive short grass between the tee and the green
The Beach - see Bunker
Bunker - see Hazard
Mashie Niblick - ~ a 5 iron
Worm burner - a shot that never gets off the ground
Stymie - when your line of play is blocked. Old match play term when the ball on the green did not have to be marked and your ball was behind the competitors ball. You are stymied. I am stymied behind that @#$^%$# tree.
Trees are 90% air. So is a screen door.
Nice wedge or Fore God - a pop-up off the tee.
Press - a new bet for the current amount bet by the side that is down. Can get out of hand quickly.
Alternate shot - where partners take turns playing the same ball.
Mixed alternate shot - if played with the spouse, have your lawyer on speed dial.
Scotch Foursome - mixed alternate shot played with a bottle of scotch.
Snowman - an 8
ESC - equitable stroke control, or a way to keep baggers from over inflating their handicaps.
Fat - hitting behind the ball
Thin - hitting the ball on the bottom club producing a low show with no spin
Bladed it - hit it really thin, see Worm Burner
Fan - as in "I fanned it." hit a cripple fade.
Right of right or Left of left. Self explanatory.