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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of a man on her nightstand by the bed.



He begins to worry.



"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.



"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.



"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.



"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.



"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.




"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.



"That's me before the surgery."
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- The wife:" I cannot sleep at night".
The shrink:" You should try not the bring your problems into bed".
- The wife:" I know, but he won't sleep on the sofa!"


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What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,

then slaps his wife on the backside and says:

"You're next, fatty."
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Originally Posted by Mattitude View Post
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,

then slaps his wife on the backside and says:

"You're next, fatty."
I gotta try that once....

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.... just once!
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