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A man was stranded on a deserted island, all alone for 10 years after an airplane crash.
One day, he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself "It can't be a ship", as it gets closer the thinks "It's too small to be a boat", even closer "It can't even be a raft"

Then out of the surf comes a tall beautiful women wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She comes over and says "How long have you been here?"
"10 years", he replies. She unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and gives him a cigarette. He lights it, takes a drag and says "Oh that's good".

"How long since you had a drink of whiskey?"
"10 years". So she unzips the waterproof pocket on her right sleeve and hands him a flask. He takes a long pull and wipes his lips.

She then reaches for the long zipper in the front of the wet suit and says "How long since you had any real fun?"

He says "Oh God, please tell me you got an airplane in there!"