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Old Sven was asked to give a speech to the PTA about his adventures of flying over Germany during WWII.

"Ya, dat vould be great!", says Sven.

Sven takes the podium and tells his story: "... and dere I vas, flying along, and den I got jumped by dese 6 Fokkers!"

A gasp rose from the audience and the more delicate members began to fan themselves with their programs.

The PTA president immediately jumps up and grabs the microphone, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please understand! A Fokker is a type of a German airplane!"

The crowd lets out a sigh of relief and Sven resumes his story: "Ya, ya, but dese Fokkers was flying Messerschmitts!"