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I met an older women at a club last night. She looked decent for 57. We drank a bit, danced a bit, and then she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, …a mother and daughter threesome!

I said no.

We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place. As we walked through the front door of her house she turned on the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, wake up!"