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This couple were married for 40 years. The husband complained constantly how is wife has nagged him all these years. They decided to take a vacation to Jerusalem. While in Jerusalem the nagging wife had a heart attack and died.
The funeral director informed the husband that he could have his wife buried in the Holy Land for $150.00 or have her body shipped back to America for $5000.00.
The husband said he would rather have her shipped to America for $5000.00 because the last time they buried someone in the Holy Land , he rose after three days and he is not taking any chances...