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Baseball in Heaven...

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Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him every day. One day Moe
says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played minor
league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor, when you
get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball up there."

Joe looks up at Moe from his death bed," Moe, you've been my best friend
for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep by
a blinding flash of light and a voice calling out to him "Moe - Moe"

"Who is it?, asks Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Moe--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice.

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad

"Tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's baseball in heaven. Better yet,
all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that,
we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never
rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we
never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Moe. "It's beyond my wildest dreams!

"So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday."
post #2 of 5
I don't know where you're getting your material, but it's GOOD!
post #3 of 5
sent it to my old man baseball team - good one
post #4 of 5
Real good un'
post #5 of 5
Everybody wants to go to heaven....

.... Nobody wants to die.
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