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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude
beachin Tampa.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the
women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back
to ask her why.

She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean
but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger
things than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger the things are, the dumber the man

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the
ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells hi s

"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the
longer he talks, the dumber he gets."