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post #1 of 4
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You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride"s and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair,
including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes,
he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---you".

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I’m outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best
mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has b___ the size of church bells.

Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends ..
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500.

The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money cant buy, for everything else there’s
post #2 of 4
I hope he talked to a lawyer regarding the concept of "consumating" the marriage.

Sounds like some lawyers are going to be making some money for awhile on this one.

Unless he expected a virgin bride? Tell me those two weren't "rubbing uglies" befo' the weddin' day!

post #3 of 4
Probably a myth, but a dang good one.

post #4 of 4
For a boatload of stories equally bizarre (and some are even true), visit this website. Scroll down on the left to the weddings section. Hilarious!!

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