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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get you’re a__ in the train, cause were going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b___h in the kitchen."
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Uh oh. You liked trains huh, Matt? This sure sounds like a confession. Tell me it ain't so
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It ain't so Garry.


I do love trains
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Must have been an AMTRAK train if it was 2 hours late. #%$###& Train!
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Acela- amtrak customers expect late arrivals

Amtrak's old logo- the pointless arrow (often confusing motorists because the arrow pointed away from the turn the motorist had to make to get to the Amtrak station)
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