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Ban The Boarders follow-up

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Good heavens, I didn't mean to stir up such a hornet's nest with the Ban The Boarders post! Just wanted to share a little Canuck-style dry humour. The post was not meant to be that deep, really.

On the basis of not discriminating against anyone of decent character, I vote we simply disciminate against *******s. Now it's true that your not necessarily born an *******, but once the attitude gets a hold of you its about as easy to shake as your skin pigment. *******s are a highly diverse group that know no boundaries of race, creed (uh, does anyone really know what that means?) nationality, gender, religion, sexual preference, snow-riding tool, or shoe size. I would be most appreciative if more mountains would simply forget about the skier/boarder thing, and simply ban the *******s. That said, there is potential for *******'s only resorts, where everyone could go and have a wonderfully shitty day on the runs (runs... get it?). They could call it Scphinter Mountain, Jackass Hole, or even Whistler (for those really tight-ass days).

'nuff said

JR (aka Nipplehead)
post #2 of 5
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JR:

JR (aka Nipplehead)

I thought I was the one that was being called nipple head cuz of the bunny.

Alright - who's the nipple head?
post #3 of 5
I would like to point out that I did not add to the detritus being flung accross cyberspace in the subject post. being a vouyer (per VK), I only watched.
post #4 of 5
Let's not start arguing about this, you can both be nippleheads (and I'm sure you will make a nice pair). Are we talking DD?


<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ January 10, 2002 01:08 PM: Message edited 1 time, by DangerousBrian ]</font>
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I'm sorry if I offended anyone.
I may be offensive (to look at, to listen to, to be with), but I do not intend to offend.

End of serious bit.

If I have offended you, please contact my mild-mannered lawyer, Gonzo.

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