The old West
Well, Ah'm from Wyomin' and could use a real woman if you know what ah mean. Right now I'm living on a small spread near the foot of Brokeback Mountin' just down he road a bit from those two real nice fellas whose pictures were posted earlier. Got me two Ewes and a twenty head of cattle and some horses. A'h get real lonely sometimes (and kinda horny to boot, hee, hee ).
Sure, Ah'm cuttin' my third set of teeth and have more hair on my back than Ah have on my head but Ah ain't no metrosexhoel. Out here, men are men.
Got me a sheepskin jacket and dedicated pair of jeans and flannels just fer skiin' and a pair of Rossi Stratos. Don't worry, Ah Live in a cabin of mah own makin' most of the year and only move into to the camper when the 'skeeters get too pesky. Ah do have big plans to put real windows in the cabin 'fore the year is out.
Ah hope you make it out this way soon 'cause like ah said ah get real lonely here sometimes. Now, where did those two darlin' lambchops of mine jest skeattle off to lookin' all nervous like...
Well, maybe I'll just pay a visit to those two nice young fellas who live down the road a piece and see how they're gettin' along.