As, James has stated this is “irrefutable, incontrovertible proof of what we've suspected/known all along.” Yes we all thought that snowboarders were good for the ski industry they increased lift ticket sales, equipment manufacturers were producing new product lines and snowboarding allegedly inspired the “new school” freeriders. Bull puckey!!! I have it on good authority that snowboarding is a well-developed conspiracy to destroy the ski resort industry. Here is how and who is behind it.
The Pro-Bowlers Association in conjunction with this country's major beer producers and the Cardiologists Association have sponsored and promoted the technique as discovered by Milesb. They know that this will lead to rapidly declining conditions at your favorite resort and will decrease skier days. In the end it will be the loss of the skiers that will close resorts. Then the Pro- Bowlers Association will swoop in and buy up the bankrupt properties and turn them in to Bowling Mecca’s serving only warm Budweiser, and forcing millions of ex-skiers to wear badly designed polyester shirts. Thus saving there own dying industry by forcing million of usually fit and active people inside to smoke cigarettes, eat fatty foods and swill bad beer. This will increasing Bowlers days, beer sales and angioplasties.
Stop Snowboarders and the PBA now before it gets any worse.
Just Say No to Tongue Depressors. (JSNTD)
I’m better now