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(This sounds familiar but what the hey....)

1) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor IS NOT strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underware and a
superman cape.

2) It IS strong enough, however, to spead paint on all 4 walls of a 20
by 20 foot room.

3) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already
too late.

4) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke...lots of smoke.

5) A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36
year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

6) If you use a water bed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes
it does not leak- it explodes.

7) A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot
house 4 inches deep.

8) Legos WILL pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

9) Superglue is forever.

10) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.

11) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

12) VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show
they do.

13) Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

14) The fire department has at least a 5 minute response time.

15) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

16) It WILL however make cats dizzy.

17) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.