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An old man is walking down a wooded path and come upon a frog, who says to him, "I'm a beautiful enchanted princess, and if you kiss me, I'll turn human again and be your wife."

The old man looks at the frog and puts it in his pocket and continues walking.

The frog calls out, "Didn't you hear me? You have to kiss me to break the spell and make me your wife!"

The old man opens his pocket, looks in and tells the frog, "I heard you, but at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."