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Complete the one liner....

post #1 of 30
Thread Starter 
This is the start of a new game. Someone says a one line joke and someone else trys to complete complete it. This is my plan to get more jokes to use in lessons...

Only role is if noone gets the answer after one day you post the answer and ask again.

Ill start. example

me
What happen when the pink panther stepped on the ant?

someone else
(say out loud) Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant

the someone else says their first part of their one liner

ok start of the game

How do you tell if a nose is clean?
post #2 of 30
Blow it. If something comes out, it's snot!
post #3 of 30
Thread Starter 
well actually

"its got finger prints inside of it"

but your answer worked so say your own.
post #4 of 30
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says...
post #5 of 30
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says...
Damn, your hung like a...

What's the difference between Epic and TGR?
post #6 of 30
Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says...
post #7 of 30
...get out.

How do you know you're nuts?
post #8 of 30
because they're between my legs?
post #9 of 30
oh... you're.. not your....
post #10 of 30
A skeleton walks into a bar...
post #11 of 30
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Originally Posted by hydrogen_wv View Post
A skeleton walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "it's about time you came out of the closet!"
post #12 of 30
hah! good.... but it's....

A skeleton walks into a bar.. he asks for a beer and a mop.
post #13 of 30
Thread Starter 
you guys just dont get it do you? Say the first part of your own joke let someone else answer after you then they say their first part.

Have you heard about the constipation movie yet?
post #14 of 30
The actors are all full of ****!
post #15 of 30
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post

Have you heard about the constipation movie yet?
it hasnt come out yet.
post #16 of 30
A priest a rabbi and a lesbian walk into a bar

The bartender says
post #17 of 30
So, it's the usual for the boys, and what'll the United Minister be having?
post #18 of 30
Bartender says, "Why the long faces?"

Damn, wrong joke.

Ok......

How many tweakers does it take to tear apart a computer?

One and a quarter.

oops.. I blew it again.

Ok...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
post #19 of 30
Teach a man to fish, and all he'll do is sit in the boat and drink beer all day.
post #20 of 30
Ok...

Give a fish,

a man and a beer,

and an AK47, ....
post #21 of 30
What four things would please a female NASCAR fan
post #22 of 30
Husband says to the wife: "Tell me something that would make me happy and sad at the same time"....
post #23 of 30
Quote:
Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post
you guys just dont get it do you?
Apparently not... but the resulting stream of consciousness has me laughing so hard I can't breathe!!!!

Don't give up......
post #24 of 30
we gotta have an out for this because the lack of punch lines is killin me! After some period of time the original poster needs to post the punchline. I'm curious about the AK47 and the Nascar joke (sorry, I'm a sucker for redneck humor
post #25 of 30
Sorry Ct55,

There is no punchline to the AK47 one. I guess I was getting tired of people finishing the joke and not starting a new one. ( I am pretty sure that is how it is supposed to work).

I too am curious to the punchline of the Nascar joke.

Come on Garry, finish it, please.
post #26 of 30
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Originally Posted by Mattitude View Post
Sorry Ct55,

There is no punchline to the AK47 one.
Oh, I thought that was the punchline (said in an Alex Tribek voice). I was waiting for someone to ask the appropriate question.
post #27 of 30
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Originally Posted by comprex View Post
Husband says to the wife: "Tell me something that would make me happy and sad at the same time"....
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your 'unit' is bigger than your brother's."

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

What does the bumper sticker D.A.M. stand for?
post #28 of 30
DAM - drunks against mad mothers - whoops that's DAMM
post #29 of 30
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says...
"Why the long face?"
post #30 of 30
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alpinord View Post
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your 'unit' is bigger than your brother's."

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

What does the bumper sticker D.A.M. stand for?
D.A.M. . . . Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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