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Importance of Underwear

post #1 of 3
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> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
> vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
> Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car
> break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
> shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
> closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
> chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned his
> private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
> embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
> shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
> looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
> standing idly by.
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
post #2 of 3
I never understood why my Moms preach to always wear clean underwear in case of an accident that sends you to a hospital.

If I was ever in such a bad accident wouldn't I crap my pants anyway???
post #3 of 3
Depends Rule!
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