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Lie Clocks

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Thread Starter 
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man.

"And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told
only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
post #2 of 7
Actually I heard that with GW's name.
post #3 of 7
The Joke Is So Old You Probably Mean George Washington
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I thought George Washington only told one lie.
post #5 of 7
Thread Starter 
It's new to me. I have CRS (can't remember ****).
post #6 of 7
Think it's more likely Mitt Romney's clock. You get a heck of a breeze from the way that guy waffles.
post #7 of 7
Originally Posted by Bonni View Post
It's new to me. I have CRS (can't remember ****).

You have the wrong initials. It's craft. Can't remember a f***ing thing.
I must be a few years older, it gets worse than s**t.
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