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Aussie in need of help

post #1 of 3
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Hey everybody,

Need a bit of help from the American side of the planet. Me and a mate had a bet on who could accumulate the most "funny" snow quotes. The winner takes home a keg of beer and a huge hangover. I'm looking for stuff like;

Arc em or park em
Tele till ya jelly
Shred till ya dead

Your help would be appreciated. Cheers Paul (Australia)
post #2 of 3
For tele skiers having problems in the snow or just in general:"Fix the heel fix the problem".

I am sure I'll have more but it's too early in the morning for me to think about the stupid crap we say all the time.
post #3 of 3
Ride good or eat wood.
Free your heel, free your mind.
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