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Aussie in need of help

post #1 of 14
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Hey everybody,

Need a bit of help from the American side of the planet. Me and a mate had a bet on who could accumulate the most "funny" snow quotes. Stuff like;

Arc em or park em
Shred till ya dead
Tele till ya jelly

Winner takes a keg of beer and a huge hangover! Cheers, it's appreciated. Paul (Australia)
post #2 of 14
Go big or go home.
post #3 of 14
skiing's like sex - the deeper you get, the more you like it
post #4 of 14
there are no friends on powder days.
post #5 of 14
go that way, really fast, if anything gets in your way... turn
post #6 of 14
You can't get hurt in the air.
post #7 of 14
To turn is to admit defeat.
post #8 of 14
Moguls are a sign of too many skiers skiing in the same spot.
post #9 of 14
Short skis suck.
post #10 of 14
live to ski, ski to live.

Ski to Die. (Tatooed on Bill Johnson)

Tele till you're smelly.

Randonee...French for 'can't tele'.

If it was easy it would be called 'snowboarding'.
post #11 of 14
I think it's "short skis suck; long skis truck"

Then there's "faster and faster 'til the thrill of spead overcomes the fear of death", or something like that.

How about ride 'em like you stole 'em?
post #12 of 14
Want big air kid? Pull my finger!
post #13 of 14
Go big, or land in the parking lot!
post #14 of 14
When in doubt, bro it out!
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