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No Speakah de English

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A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."
post #2 of 3
Read it before, knew the punchline, but always funny - I still laughed my a$$ off. That's what makes a classic joke.
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You're awesome!

V.S.P. -

Thanks so much for all your great jokes. Laughter is a panacea!
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