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The Confessional

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An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife
Of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and
Great grandchildren. Yesterday,! I picked up two
College girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel,
Where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody."
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