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Adapted from musician jokes

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What's the difference between a ski instructor and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

What are you likely to hear when you see a ski instructor in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."

Ski Instructor Haiku
I once had a dream
Big house, new car, big money
Now I teach skiing
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What's the different between a ski instructor and a municipal bond?

"Eventually, the municipal bond will mature and make money. "
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