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Billy and Tommy were at their local resort making some runs when Tommy took a nasty fall and slid some twenty feet on ice right on his behind. As he lay squirming on the ground, Billy skied down to the lodge and found his mother.

"Mom, mom! Tommy just wiped out and I think he hurt his ass!" Billy cried.

"Billy," his mom said, "don't say that. Say rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Billy responded, "it damned near killed him."