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I want a widdle wabbit...

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A little girl went into a pet shop and asked "Excuthe me, do you haf any widdle wabbits?"

She was so cute the shop keeper's heart melted.

He got down on his knees so that he was on her level and said,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit "?

"Or a thoft, fwuffy bwack wabbit?"

"Or maybe a nice, cuddly one like that widdle bwown one over there?".

The little girl blushed, rocked on her heels, put her hands on her knees, leaned forward and whispered.......

"I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a fuc".
post #2 of 4
That's great!

Sister's back in touch, is she??
post #3 of 4
Thread Starter 
Jimmy, no, this one was from the girlfriend.
post #4 of 4
You sure know how to pick 'em!
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