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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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MASS. COLONY NEWSPAPER. Gore dies and was buried today in a small, private and gated ice cave in Northern Mass. Mourning was cut short due to the temperature and chill factor.

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Hey Pete, have you seen An Inconvenient Truth?
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Why would anyone want to see that political horse doo doo! Gee 1,000's of years ago there were palm trees in Alaska. Do you think it was caused by global warming of the cave man building too big of fires to warm his cave. 30 years ago they said we are heading for a new ice age and in 10 years crop production would decrease. Now its global warming. I would be more worried about the mercury in our water than the temperature of the planet. What ever it is it will continually change. And no scientific evidence proves that man has any effect on it.

Its funny chicken little is a very old fairy tale but still works today.

Gore is just getting rich playing on peoples fears trying to justify his own existence. Its nice that he champions a cause but he could do so much more trying to reduce human suffering and feed the starving or provide medical help to those that need it around the world but that would not be as glamorous. If he spent as much money on humanitarian needs as he has on his (laugh) "documentary" he could have saved or changed 1000's maybe even millions of lives.

Sorry for Hijacking the thread! But peoples passions are so easly hijacked. I want to get one of those japanese camera's.
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