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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have aseat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in theworld, and not use it?

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed tocome with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl wehaven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take theseat?".

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."