A guy walks into a bar .... a knock out blonde on his arm and carrying a small box under the other.
He and the blonde sit down and he puts the box on the bar; whips out a wad of bills and orders the barkeep to set em' up ... drinks are on him!
Just as the barman gets done pouring the rounds to the delight of the patrons ........... the box opens up and out jumps this tiny man. He runs down the bar hurling insults and knocking over drinks then retreats to the box.
The guy with the georgous blonde is apologizing like mad and whips out that massive wad of cash and orders doubles for the house.
Barkeep is puzzled .. but the man pays for the damage and tosses a big tip to boot.
No sooner than the last drink is poured, the box opens and the little man jumps out, stuffs out the barkeeps cigar in a drink, kicks over the pretzels and peanuts and again slings insults at the customers.
And again the man is sorry and pulls out a bigger wad of $$$$$$$ that he tosses down.
Barkeeps says .... "Hey buddy, yer' payin for this but what the f's goin on here???? I gotta know?... "
Man says .... "I was walking down the beach and up washes a lantern and out pops a genie so .... three wishes he gives me .... so I ask for :
A million dollars ..
A knock out blonde .. and
A twelve inch prick!