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Need silly jokes/riddles for 6-12you kids, skiing or not related...

post #1 of 27
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Need silly jokes/riddles for 6-12you kids, skiing or not related...

Q: What did the call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

A: Flatman and Ribon.


Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Nine; one to screw in the lightbulb and eight more to say "nice turns".


I need jokes like these silly and/or ski related to entertain my kids. Come on, post away!!!!!
post #2 of 27
You are a sheep herder and you have twenty sick sheep. One dies, how many are left?

You can drag that on for hours.
post #3 of 27
sad, but i dont get it? being an engineer i see you now have 19 sick sheep
post #4 of 27
20. 1 is dead, 19 are alive.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: Where you left him!
post #5 of 27
Q. What do you get when you cross a shark/vampire with a snowman?
A. FROSTBITE!

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A crawl.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No Eye Deer. (No Idea.)

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still No Eye Deer.
post #6 of 27
Thread Starter 
If the audience was a bit older I would use the "what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs ..." jokes but some are a bit to young for black humor.
post #7 of 27
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Originally Posted by learn2turn View Post
If the audience was a bit older I would use the "what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs ..." jokes but some are a bit to young for black humor.
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the water?

A. Bob.
post #8 of 27
Another funny one is a "riddle" where you say "Do EXACTLY as I do..." You then proceed to cough/clear your throat and while using your pole to draw basically a big smiley face in the snow (w/three roations around the outside) and reciting the following, "The moon (one circle), the moon (2nd circle), the big round moon (third circle) (I usually pause slightly at the top of each circle). Two eyes, a nose and a mouth". Draw each of the features as you say them...

It's a lot of fun as the kids figure it out one, by one. Eventually, the throat clearing/cough becomes quite apparent by the end of it. Ahhh, ummm, ahhhhaa!!!

The other thing is you can turn it into a lesson about perception, and are we really doing "exactly" what the other person is doing in our skiing.
post #9 of 27
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Originally Posted by madmanmlh View Post
sad, but i dont get it? being an engineer i see you now have 19 sick sheep


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigE View Post
20. 1 is dead, 19 are alive.

Try asking someone, out loud, and see what answer they come up with. If you say it just as I have written it, I would bet dollars to donuts that they don't come up with 19 or 20.

Q- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

A- Because it was 2 tired.
post #10 of 27
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ja' glad I didn't say banana?

post #11 of 27
Yuki,

You ended that WAY too soon....

L
post #12 of 27
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Originally Posted by tief schnee View Post
Try asking someone, out loud, and see what answer they come up with. If you say it just as I have written it, I would bet dollars to donuts that they don't come up with 19 or 20.
Ooooooo! That's good!

Here's another like that, you have to say it out loud:

What's this spell?

M-A-C....D-O-N-A-L-D They say MacDonald. ok. how about

M-A-C...C-L-O-U-D They say MacCloud. ok how about

M-A-C...H-I-N-E-S They say MacHines. Wrong answer!

Machines.
post #13 of 27
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7-8-9.
post #14 of 27
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Originally Posted by tief schnee View Post
You are a sheep herder and you have twenty sick sheep. One dies, how many are left?
20 sick sheep and a dead shepherd.
post #15 of 27
You are a sick sheep herder and you have 20 nice sheep....

Wait, how old are these kids?
post #16 of 27
Aww, I would just teach them to sing along a tune from “Sound of Music”… as revised by Homer.

Dough – the stuff that buys me beer
Ray – the guy who sells me be~er
Me – the guy who drinks the be~er
Far – the distance to my beer
So – I think I will have a beer
La – La la la la la la ~~~BEEER
Tea – No thank you, I’m having BEER
...which brings me back to Dough oh oh ho

Now let lil-monkeys repeat in chorus
post #17 of 27
Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because their feet stink really bad!
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Q. How do frogs ski powder?
A. They rip it. (rip it.)
post #19 of 27
If you threw a green shoe into the Red sea, what would it become?

Wet.



Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.



Which object is King of the Classroom?

The ruler.
post #20 of 27
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Originally Posted by Lonnie View Post
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No Eye Deer. (No Idea.)

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still No Eye Deer.
I found out that there is one more part to this joke, but the request was for 6-12 y/olds, so I won't go into that.
post #21 of 27
Why did the chicken cross the play ground?

To get to the other slide.
post #22 of 27
What would we be if everyone in America had a Pink Car?

A pink Carnation.
post #23 of 27
If Bay Area Rapid Transit is called BART,

What would Fresno Area Rapid Transit be called?
post #24 of 27
What does HAFE stand for?

High-Altitude Flatus Expulsion or ....
post #25 of 27
What do Eskimos get when they sit on the ice too long?
- Polaroids


Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

- Because he was tied-fast to the chicken
post #26 of 27
Leave it to dchan & Frau to start with the "potty humor" ...

Any joke with heiney, butt, fart, ...... will have them rolling in the snow!

Now! Start acting your age!
post #27 of 27
Here they come ..... learn2turn and his kiddie class .... follow the leader doing those big "S turns" .... all in tow ... and singing in harmony ...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Watch out where them Huskies Goooooooo,

and

Just don't eat that yellow snoooooow!
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