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The Best Comeback Line

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Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning
guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta
love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and
US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery
and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines

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Computer says nooo.

While it was amusing, it never happened.
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I have to go to work soon, but some of Winston Churchills were pretty good.
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On The Daily Show last night, Jon Stewart, when being chided by a British general for not understanding the history of the American Revolution:

General: "You should read your history."

Stewart: "Oh, I have read my history; it's yours I'm not interested in."
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Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
I have to go to work soon, but some of Winston Churchills were pretty good.
Woman to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea."

Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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