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Michael Vick's bongwater

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Heard this in the AM ... interesting.

So ... maybe that's why he has issues at times with lack of concentration - he's hitting the pipe?!

When you look at what happened to Ricky Williams I wonder if they'll come down on him too ....
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Ricky just decided he'd rather stay high.

The Vick brothers have shown there may be more problematic issues.
post #4 of 16
Don't worry. Barry Bonds came to Pete Rose's & Mark McGuire's aid commenting they should be in the HOF. Maybe he'll help Michael, also.
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I love King Kaufman's response to the Vick thing: If you are going to smuggle drugs like this, you at least have to have more completions.
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"The future of the Quarterback position", Uhmm, yeah... sure.
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so they are not going to press charges. am I the only one that thinks NFL and Arthur blank paid somebody off to drop the charges!!!
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Isn't in interesting (more accurately duplicitous) for Congress and media to rail against the baseball scandals yet give drug and steroid abusers in football a pass on this stuff?? Look what happened to the SD linebacker who got caught for roids (not much).
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Not pressing charges : ??? WTF??? If that had been any average joe off the street, they'd be in jail waiting to get the book thrown at them. Vick deserves no better than anyone else, and quite frankly I think he deserves worse in this case because what he did was just so frickin stupid. Yup, harsher penalty for extreme idiocy.
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Not pressing charges : ??? WTF??? If that had been any average joe off the street, they'd be in jail waiting to get the book thrown at them. Vick deserves no better than anyone else, and quite frankly I think he deserves worse in this case because what he did was just so frickin stupid. Yup, harsher penalty for extreme idiocy.
Yeah throw the book at him. :

Possesion of paraphenalia IS a horrendous crime against society after all, and is usually punishable by death by dismemberment.:

Um harsher penalty for extreme idiocy? IslandSnow, beware the hangman's noose.
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Hey bro, I don't think that possesion of paraphenalia or pot should be a crime at all, but it is. My point is that if it was you or me or anyone else besides a celebrity that got caught trying to get through airport security with paraphenalia we'd be having charges filed against us. Do you not think so?
I was kidding about the harsher penalty thing, but come on, in this day and age who doesn't know that water bottles are not allowed through airport security? That was really, really stupid.
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Vicks in the Cradle

Awww, I can’t diss my alma mater.
He is my hokie-bro!

On the other hand, you can diss Marcus all u like…

Vicks in the Cradle,

A child arrived just the other day,
He arrived on campus in an Escalade.
But there were cops to bribe, and bonds to pay.
He claimed his stake while I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like Mike, Coach.
You know I'm gonna win for you."

And Lil' Vick's in the program with a silver spoon,
Hasn't played a down and is handed the moon.
"When am I starting, Coach?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get you in somehow.
You know we'll have a good time then."

Off came the redshirt just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Coach, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today,
Bryan's doing pretty good." He said, "That's ok."
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed,
Said, "I'm way better than him, yeah.
You know I'm better than him."

And Lil' Vick hits the ganja like a rasta goon,
Gets his ride shot up 'side The Boom Boom Room.
"What you gonna do, Coach?" "I don't know son,
but we'll say you dropped a class.
You'll only have to miss game one."

Well, we finished the season the other day,
We have 2 QBs but only one can play,
"Son, Bryan's a Senior. Can you sit a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, Coach, is to smoke more weed.
See you later. I'm gonna go do the deed."

And Lil' Vick's in the bedroom with the pre-teen poon,
For the girl, he bought a fifth and a balloon..
"What you gonna do, Coach?" "I don't know son,
But we'll let this play out.
Was there even field turf on this one?"

The case went to trial and Lil' Vick has to pay.
I called him up just the other day.
I said, "Jim's gonna cover for you, stay clean son."
He said, "I'd love to, Coach, but I just bought this dime.

You see, school work is a hassle, and my bro's got the brew,
But it's sure nice talking to you, Coach.
It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
Time to recruit a QB.
We're gonna need another QB.

And the pot's in the Caddie with system goin' boom,
Lil' Vick speedin' and screamin' "Vroom! Vroom!"
"What you gonna do, Coach?" "I don't know son,
Maybe I should retire soon?.
You know you'll have a good time then."
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OMG!!!!! That SNL thing is the funniest thing I have seen in ages!!!!!
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oh, for smaller problems.
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