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Daddy Longlegs

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A little girl, 6 years old, was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. She quickly called her father over.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"Well, sweetheart, they're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one's a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.

"Well... we're not having THAT sort of sh*t in our garden."
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