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Several men are in the locker room of a luxurious private golf club.

A ringing cell phone laying between a few gym bags on the bench gets their attention. One of the men reaches over and quickly engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk, as he continues to button up his dress shirt.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello?"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you still at the club?"

MAN: "Yup."

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall... Nieman's has this gorgeous leather coat.
It's only $1,700. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "Yeah? How much?"

WOMAN: "$92,000"

MAN: "Well.... OK..... but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. It seems the other buyers couldn't get approved for a mortgage. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Hmmmmm.....


... I say go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, I suppose we can go the extra 50 thousand... if it really means that much to you."

WOMAN: "OK, honey. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! Love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Does anybody know who this phone belongs to?"