-Go on an internet message board and complain about how thin the edges are on your Atomic skis and how you won't be able to have them tuned 15 times a week without "wearing them out" in a years time. Ask if you should sue Atomic.
-Instead of tuning and waxing your skis before storing them for the summer, just throw 'em up on your garage rafters. When you get 'em back out in the fall and the edges are all rusty, complain about it on an internet message board.
-be a complete moron.
You forgot the part about being suckered major and having a sales person SELL you another pair of atomics since the year old "used" pair you were going to get from that rip-off atomic rep were so worn out from being tuned so many times.: