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Curious Christmas carols

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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are We

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me, Me, Me.

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House
in My Slippers and Robe, now who am I?

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while
I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tee hee
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Cross dressing - Walking round in women's underwear.

(Walking in a Winter wonderland. Try it it works.)
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