From across the AtlanticPlease accept, with no obligation (expressed or implicit), my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of your religious persuasion or the secular practices of your choice with respect for your religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted calendar year 2007, but not without the respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater then any other country) and without regard to your race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference.
By accepting this greeting, the wishee is accepting the following terms.
1.. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal at any time by the wisher. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
2.. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. The wishee can accept no responsibility nor accept any liability for the wish's non-performance.
3.. This warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.