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Some folks say there ain't no bears in Arkansas;
Some folks never seen a bear at all.
Some folks say that bears go 'round eating babies raw;
Some folks got a bear across the hall.

Some folks say that bears go around smelling bad,
Others say that a bear is honey sweet.
Some folks say this bear's the best I ever had;
Some folks got a bear beneath their feet.

Some folks drive the bears out of the wilderness,
Some, to see a bear, would pay a fee.
Me, I just bear up to bewildered best,
And some folks even see the bear in me.

So meet a bear and take him out to lunch with you,
And even though your friends may stop and stare,
Just remember that's a bear there in the bunch with you,
And they just don't come no better than a bear.

(Steven Fromholz - sung by Lyle Lovett)