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> >>A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
> >>girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike," the cop
> >>said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
> >>
> >>"Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!"
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> >>The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
> >>safety violation.
> >>
> >>The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
> >>back of it." !!
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> >>The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
> >>there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?
> >>
> >>Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered "Yes, he sure
> >>did"!!!
> >>
> >>The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
> >>the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."