"Go that way. Really Fast. If something gets in your way... Turn."
- Better Off Dead -
"Y'all don't got much snow up here, don't ya?"
- Overheard at Angel Fire, NM -
"At this altitude, smoking is the only way I can expand my lungs."
- Dexter Ruteki in "Aspen Extreme" -
"Yeah, JB? I just fell in the terrain park and now I've got this big crack in my Butt! See?"
- Practical joke I played on the Patrol Director in NM -
"Probably one of those Chick-monks that can jump off the cliff and sail and land... and still be alive, y'know?"
- Snowboarder Mike Jacoby's answer to the question "if you could be any animal in the world, what would it be?", in "Blizzard of AAAAAHS" (what a dumb-ass)
"You want your ski? Go get it."
- Warren Miller -
"So Plake was having this argument with another girl... (another girl?)... let me try that again."
- Mike Hattrup -
"I hit the tree!"
- Kim Reichelm in "Licence to Thrill" -
"Chinees downhill. Yah. Zat iss zee only vay. Chinees downhill."
- Rudy in "Hot Dog: the Movie" - (Kamikaze's reply to that was funnier, but I can't post it!)
"Chicks dig us. Cuz we ski."
- Old T-shirt -
"Some lines are made for turnin'. Some lines are made for goin' straight."
- Kevin Anderson -
"Turn left. Turn right. Repeat as necessary. Thank you."
- My friend Rick's "condensed" beginner lesson -
"Are you kidding me? All I saw was you, then sky, then snow, then sky... then my elbow, then you skiing away!!!"
- My friend David after I ran him over like a dog in the street. High rate of speed. Both of us in Ski School Jackets.-
"Break a leg!"
-Old Saying from way back -