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From a website in Singapore:

White House breakfast
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're like Mr. Bill Clinton!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to a baffled Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."