or Connect
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

A Modern Parable of Managment

post #1 of 4
Thread Starter 
A Modern Parable

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program", with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses. The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India.

The End

post #2 of 4
Why is this in the humor section??
It should be in the "True Facts and Figures" section.
post #3 of 4
sweet......and being just laid off it is just so true...my company was just a meeting/conference call generating machine with mid to upper mgrs justifying jobs but never doin a frigging thing...except more meetings and conference calls
post #4 of 4
Sounds like the same old "not enough doers" problem. Unfunny joke indeed ...
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Humour and Fun Stuff