don't they have creams for this kind of thing?
post #31 of 54
12/8/06 at 4:06pm
Your probably right. But it's been a while. Somebody needs to keep us on out toes. Besides it could be a real topic.
I had a friend at Whistler who claims sitting on cold, as in concreat or stadium benches or even a chair lift caused his 'condition'. His suggestion...hot tub.
i had a great day today skiing the bumps, no $hit. things seemed to be a little rocky to start, but it ended up fine. i even piled up the vert.
(end of ass related puns)
the roid is still there but it's actually diminished in size and pain, putting Mister RM into a pleasant and cool mood for the first time in a week. It didn't slow me down at all, and nobody was the wiser. i don't think that skiing helped it, but the roid didn't rage, and it didn't get any worse.
to the TGR guys suggesting that I slice it off with my straight blade...believe me, I've thought about it. Butt....I've also been told that the roid is indeed a blown out vein from my giving it 110% on the can. (i'm an overachiever) Slicing it off would undoubtedly cause a flood of blood from my most unholy of areas, and force the unusual and uncomfortable decision to have to go to the hospital with a gigantic blood stain in my jeans. Emerging from my apartment under said duress would indeed be a cause of great embarrassment in trying to explain to my neighbors how I began bleeding profusely from down below. "Oh yeah, it's not a big deal - just one of those one-in-a-million things. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along." The ensuing conversation to convince them that I had not indeed been raped is more than enough discouragement from proceeding with this course of action.
who is ashleyskis and why is she so sympathetic to my plight? why would somebody at TGR laughingly recommend that she pee on my behind? i think i'll pass on being introduced to her. searching for her in the Members List did alert me to a bear named "Asteroidsurfer", who would seemingly also be sympathetic, although it is unknown whether he/she also has a urination fetish.
Now where can I get me one of them interplanetary apricot washers?