During a blitz by God knows how many banks to get me to sign up for credit or get a card or a second mortgage .... I was getting pizzed cause it was like three calls a day for weeks.
Young guy calls "Hi, I'm with ZXZ Bank and .... "
I told him to piss off and get a real job.
Young guy (same one), the next day .... "Hi' I'm calling from XYZ and .. "
I told him his mother wore combat boots!
This went on for a few days and the same kid would call back and each day, I upped that ante with my insults starting with his lace underwear .... his propensity to like sex with small animals ... you name it.
His next call started with "Mr. Yuki, please don't hang up, I'm calling about the account Mrs. Yuki opened with us ...
He took it very well ... and just said he gets a lot of that ... poor guy .. bad Yuki ..