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School Answering Machine

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This is the funny message falsely circulated as that the Pacific Palisades High School ( California ) staff
voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.
This is the actual answering machine message for the school.This came about
because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be
responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school
and teachers are being sued by
parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades -
even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester
and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In
order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen
to all the options before making a selection:
* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your
newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable
and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that
it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and
have a nice day!

<* If you want school to have a snow day so you can drive in a snow storm to go skiing. - Press 11>
post #2 of 2
Interesting write-up on snopes.com regarding the truthfullness of this.

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