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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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Law of Skiers: The year you decide to buy completely new gear and a season pass, the weather is nothing but rain, sleet and high temps!
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the more posts

the less time to ski
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Law of Snowblowers - once purchased, snow will not fall for a whole calendar year
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Cole's Law - Finely shredded cabbage.
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Originally Posted by Jimmy P View Post
Cole's Law - Finely shredded cabbage.
hahahahahahahaha! Excellent!

Tonight I was talking to Jeff about my ring and I told him the diamond had more flaws than an Epic poll. tee hee
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Gee SkierJ, I wonder what Bonni wants for Christmas/Festivus whatever???
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Originally Posted by Stache View Post
Gee SkierJ, I wonder what Bonni wants for Christmas/Festivus whatever???
I'm not guessing diamonds are that girl's best friend (maybe black diamonds).

The law of alibi hit home. Never arrive with clean hands if you use the 'fixing a flat' excuse.
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Law of family skiing: The best snow season in decades will occur the year your wife gives birth to triplets.

Law of sailor's weather: If it's a holiday weekend, there will be a severe storm.
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I love my ring. It symbolizes love, and I wouldn't trade it for anything. Size doesn't matter.

Besides, with the money we saved not buying a status diamond, we went skiing.
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