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Ol Pierre, now living in de ol folks home, was a gifted hipmotist! The home had a talent night last week which had Pierre very excited to show off his talent.
With all de residents seated,Pierre goes on tuda stage where he states "I'm gonna hipmotise EVERYONE in dis room here!"
The excitement mounts as Pierre pulls out an old pocket watch, handed down from generation to generation.
"Now all you look at de watch, look at de watch, look at the watch..."
Pierre swings the watch back and fort; back and fort....
All of a sudden the watch slips from his hand, falls on the floor, shattering into 100s of pieces....

Pierre screams "SHYTE"

It took over tree days to clean up that mess in dat ol folks home!!!!!: