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Proper Consent

post #1 of 7
Thread Starter 
All you married dudes can relate to this, a true ad:

Post Date:
Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date:
Sep 6th, 2006
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)***-****

I guess forgiveness versus permission didn't work this time. When I told my wife, I've always wanted a BMW road bike, she went out and bought me a toy one...which my kid then subseqently took.:
post #2 of 7
"I trust you and believe that you wouldn't get yourself into anything you can't handle"
post #3 of 7
You gotta feel for that guy.
post #4 of 7
For awhile last year, I had three bikes. The look on Nancy's face was priceless. I kept the BMW R1200GS

Of course, the flip side version of this is: My wife told me that if I keep riding my motorcycle, she's gonna leave me. God, I'm gonna miss her."
post #5 of 7
Originally Posted by lifer View Post
You gotta feel for that guy.
LOL, with a name like "Lifer", I guess you would understand the best.
post #6 of 7
Well some wives I know wouldn't care..... provided....

You had enough life insurance to cover:

Your income for the next 40 years
Her income for the next 40 years
Your kids' support for the next 40 years
The pay-off on your mortgage
The pay-off on her car (yours she can sell)
The cost of immigration paperwork for the cabana-boy that keeps her entertained in her "grieving widowhood".
post #7 of 7
You have to phrase it right. Sat. morning I ask my wife, honey what's it going to be golf course or intercourse, she replies, you had better take your umbrella it looks like it might rain.
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